200+ Funny Tank Names

Choosing the right name for your tank isn’t just about labels; it’s a chance to inject a bit of humour and personality into your gaming experience. 

Whether you’re cruising through virtual battlefields or strategizing in a war room, a witty and memorable tank name can add a dash of fun and camaraderie. 

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest tank names that will make your opponents do a double-take and maybe even crack a smile before the battle begins. Get ready to inspire some laughs and lead with levity!

Funny Tank Names (With Meanings)

1. Peek-A-Boom

A play on the childhood game “Peekaboo”, ideal for tanks that excel in hit-and-run tactics.

2. Shell Shocked

For tanks that leave their enemies stunned and surprised with their firepower.

3. Rolling Thunder

Implies a tank that brings the noise and the fury wherever it goes.

4. Tank Sinatra

For the classiest of tanks, crooning bullets instead of tunes.

5. The Steel Juggernaut

A name that evokes invincibility and unstoppable force.

6. Boomstick Brigade

Perfect for a tank with a cannon that speaks louder than words.

7. Ironclad Clown

For the tank that takes a beating but keeps on tickling the battlefield with its might.

8. Heavy Metal Hero

A tank that’s not only a war machine but a rock star in its own right.

9. The Armored Armadillo

For tanks that are tough, rounded, and ready to roll up the competition.

10. Blast from the Past

Ideal for vintage or retro tanks that still pack a wallop.

11. Cannon Fodder

A cheeky name for the tank always leading the charge.

12. The Tread Terror

For the tank that instills fear with every ground it covers.

13. Bulletproof Banshee

A tank that screams across the battlefield, unharmed and ominous.

14. Warpath Wanderer

For the tank that roams the battlefield, leaving destruction in its wake.

15. The Iron Maiden

A formidable tank that combines strength with a touch of deadly elegance.

16. Baron von Boom

A noble title for a tank with aristocratically explosive firepower.

17. Tankenstein

For a tank that’s been pieced together from parts but is monstrously effective.

18. The Battle Barge

A name that evokes the imagery of a warship on land, slow but powerful.

19. Dreadnought Dasher

For fast-moving tanks that strike fear into the hearts of their foes.

20. Siege Serpent

A tank that slithers into enemy territory, unleashing chaos and destruction.

21. The Jolly Roger Tanker

Perfect for those who see tank battles as an adventure on the high seas of land.

22. The Pummeling Platypus

A quirky name for a tank that’s oddly effective in combat.

23. Steel Sphinx

For the mysterious tank that confounds enemies with its tactics.

24. The Armored Avenger

A superhero name for the tank that always saves the day.

25. Turbo Tortoise

Slow but heavily armored, this tank’s approach is inevitable and relentless.

26. The Marauding Mongoose

Swift and aggressive, this tank is a predator on the battlefield.

27. Tank You Very Much

A polite but cheeky acknowledgment of dominance in tank warfare.

28. Armorgeddon

A portmanteau indicating the end of the world via overwhelming tank power.

29. The Battering Ram

A simple but effective name for a tank known for breaching defenses.

30. Fortress of Solitude

For the solitary tank that stands as a beacon of strength and resilience.

German Tank Funny Names

• Panzerkampfwagen Punchline
• Der Lachende Blitzkrieg
• Schnellfeuer Schnitzel
• Berliner Brawler
• Witzkrieg Warrior
• Das Boombox
• Stahlhummor
• Der Giggling Grenadier
• Blitzlachen
• Die Rollende Witze
• Lachen Sturmgeschütz
• Ironisch Iron Cross
• Komödie Königstiger
• Spaßvogel Spielpanzer
• Der Chuckle Chieftain

Famous Tank Names

• Sherman
• Panzer
• Tiger I
• T-34
• M1 Abrams
• Churchill
• Leopard 2
• Abrams
• Centurion
• KV-1
• Cromwell
• Bradley
• Matilda
• Patton
• Challenger 2
• IS-2
• Merkava
• King Tiger
• Jagdpanther
• T-72

Military Tank Names

• Abrams M1A2
• Leopard 2A7
• Challenger 2
• K2 Black Panther
• Armata T-14
• Merkava Mk 4
• Type 99A
• Leclerc Series 2
• T-90MS
• M1A1 Abrams
• Stridsvagn 122
• C1 Ariete
• PT-91 Twardy
• Altay
• Type 10
• K1A1
• VT-4
• T-72B3
• AMX-56 Leclerc
• Type 96B

Shark Tank Funny Names

• Fin-ancial Advisor
• Shark Byte Strategy
• The Loan Shark
• Bait and Pitch
• Deep Sea Deal Maker
• The Equity Eel
• Venture Vortex
• Capital Coral
• The Investment Ichthyosaur
• Negotiation Neptune
• Equity Estuary
• Seed Money Selachimorpha
• The Bull Shark Banker
• Profit Piranha
• The Funding Frenzy
• Angel Investor Angler
• The Cashflow Current
• Waters of Wealth
• The Portfolio Pufferfish
• Shark Fin Soup Savant

Cool Tank Names

• Phantom Menace
• Night Fury
• Steel Shadow
• Winter Wolf
• Ghost Guardian
• Crimson Crusader
• Thunder Beast
• Iron Reaper
• Vortex Vanquisher
• Frostbite Freighter
• Valkyrie Vanguard
• Shadow Sniper
• Titan Tremor
• Eclipse Enforcer
• Dragon’s Descent
• Arctic Avenger
• Blaze Battalion
• Tempest Titan
• Rhino Rampage
• Specter Sentinel

British Tank Names

• Churchill Avenger
• Matilda Mauler
• Cromwell Crusader
• Dreadnought Dragoon
• Victoria Vanguard
• Windsor Warhorse
• Lancaster Liberator
• Beefeater Behemoth
• Saxon Sentinel
• Iron Duke
• Sherwood Sharpshooter
• Britannia Battler
• Falcon Fierce
• Templar Titan
• Griffin Guardian
• Royal Rampart
• Merlin Monarch
• Lionheart Leader
• Knight of the Realm
• Excalibur Edge

Russian Tank Names

• Tundra Titan
• Siberian Scourge
• Red Revolution
• Kremlin Krusher
• Winter Warlock
• Bolshevik Behemoth
• Tsar Tank
• Moscow Marauder
• Soviet Slayer
• Iron Ivan
• Cossack Crusader
• Ural Unleasher
• Vladivostok Vanguard
• Arctic Assault
• Steppe Stalker
• Kursk Conqueror
• Chechen Chieftain
• Siberian Spectre
• Volga Vanquisher
• Permafrost Punisher

Funny Tank Names Dirty

• Mud-Slinger Marauder 
• Filthy Firestarter 
• Dirt Devil Dragoon 
• Grimy Grenade Grinder 
• Sooty Slugger 
• Oil-Slick Outlaw 
• Gritty Gunner 
• Smudge Smasher 
• Grunge Guerrilla 
• Muck-Monger Missile 
• Sludge Stormer 
• Puddle Punisher 
• Dust Devil Destroyer 
• Slimeball Shooter 
• Grease Goblin 
• Slick Shockwave 
• Grime Gangster 
• Tar Tread Terror 
• Crud Crusader 
• Filth Falcon 
• Mudslide Maverick 
• Slop Sniper 
• Goo Gladiator 
• Stain Stealth 
• Smear Spearhead 
• Grim Goliath 
• Mire Mercenary 
• Swill Surge 
• Big Booger 
• Dreck Destroyer 

Funny Tank Names Female

• Daisy Demolisher
• Betty Boom
• Sassy Steel Sally
• Matilda Misfire
• Rosie Riveter Raider
• Tara Tankette
• Nancy Nitro
• Iron Ivy
• Greta Grenade
• Lulu Landmine
• Fiona Fireball
• Bella Blitzkrieg
• Annie Armor
• Penelope Panzer
• Candice Cannon
• Missy Missile
• Harriet HeavyHit
• Silvia ShellShock
• Tina Tanktop
• Wendy Warwagon
• Molly Mortar
• Pippa Payload
• Frankie Flashfire
• Gloria Gunpowder
• Ellie Explosive
• Donna Destroyer
• Sadie Siege
• Vicky Vandal
• Nora Napalm
• Lily Launcher